There are no words. Kinky is cool and all, but never let someone convince you to do this. Especially if you are a celebrity and especially if your job is punching people in the face. I guess Oscar threw that out the window a long time ago (I think John Secada pulled a Milli Vanili for him here).
But who knows, he wasn't thinking clearly after a few of those shirly temples and a few nice words from this classy lady.
Either way, he makes for a decent tranny, but an ugly chick.