Ashley Olsen Likes Bicycles

In quasi-sports related news: Apparently Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong were enjoying each other's company in New York. According to this story, this one, and numerous others she was seen sitting in his lap, making out and nuzzling. Who knew the 36 year old Armstrong had a thing for 21 year olds? Maybe he had the countdown to 21 just like these guys. I will leave the extensive analysis of this one to the celebrity blogs. All I have to say is congratulations and good work Lance.

By the way A-Rod, if you really wants a picture of Lance Armstrong you can find your own on Google.