I love self aggrandizing athletes just as much as the next guy. That's why every Thursday, we're going to post quotes from athletes speaking in the third person.
We begin with the king of the third person: Michael Vick. He hasn't spoken to the media since his apology for dog fighting. But you know how Mike does it! He rocked the third person while apologizing!
"I totally ask for forgiveness and understanding as I move forward to bettering Michael Vick the person, not the football player," Vick said. "I take full responsibility for my actions … I am totally responsible."
And how does Michael Vick go about bettering Michael Vick? By gettin' high, dog! (I'm a punster, I know)
