Saturday, October 13, 2007

A Day to Wish You Were from Kentucky


Last night, the Commonwealth greeted Billy Clyde Gillispie (how can you not love someone with the middle name Clyde?) like a conquering warrior returning from battle, or more like an emo-male, tired of unrequited love, greeting the drunkest slut in school into their dorm room. Tubby just wouldn't put out like they would have liked.

Today, the Wildcats, with the aid of the all-mighty Letdown Game on their side, defeated the indomitable LSU Bengals of the Bayou. I think this calls for some Ashley Judd.